Honestly, it didn’t sound like that in my head!

I actually don’t have a post ready for today so I thought I’d just explain to you how my mind works.

I’ve been told by a lot of people that I’ve got a natural knack for remembering trivia and for being able to socially regurgitate them when required.

When somebody brings up a topic, my brain does this automatic search for topics that I might know about in order of most relevant and most fitting so that I can contribute to the conversation and so I have this tendency to blurt out offensive or irrelevant topics. You know when you google something, it brings back sites that are kind of relevant to your needs and then orders them to how well they fit your descriptions? My brain behaves in a similar manner.

Also, I have a nasty habit of taking things literally, if I’m not concetrating on the conversation. For example, at Morgan’s party, she asked me if the cake her mum had baked was the best I’d ever had. My brain then subconsciously formed a list of all the tasty cakes I’ve ever eaten and mentally placed ‘Morgan’s cake’ at like third. And so, because ‘Morgan’s cake’ was not the ‘best’ I’d ever had, I then replied with a blunt no.

Talk about awkward.